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    <title>My Combat Card thingie?</title>
    <published>2006-12-03T01:08:42Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-03T01:08:42Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="200"&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/index.php?version=2&amp;amp;username=godzirra"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.combatcards.net/images/version2.gif" width="200" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black" align="center" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/index.php"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" color="white"&gt;COMBAT CARDS 2.1&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/view.php?username=godzirra&amp;amp;s=1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/13281948/2695815" width="200" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/view.php?username=godzirra&amp;amp;s=1"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.combatcards.net/livetrumps/11/57257.jpg" width="200" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="blue" align="center" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/play.php?username=godzirra&amp;amp;s=1"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" color="white"&gt;watch godzirra fight&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="black" align="center" height="20"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.combatcards.net/index.php?a=b9d7b&amp;amp;r=10&amp;amp;u=godzirra&amp;amp;s=1"&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" color="white"&gt;CREATE YOUR CARD&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr valign="middle"&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whatshouldireadnext.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.combatcards.net/images/wsirn.jpg" alt="what should i read next" border="0" width="200"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>godzirra @ 2006-08-07T13:20:00</title>
    <published>2006-08-07T17:21:25Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-07T17:21:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Apparently this is my Tolkien Race.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizilla.com/D/dphenreckson/1049378093_numenorean.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>Snowflake:  Some Background</title>
    <published>2006-03-11T13:19:20Z</published>
    <updated>2006-03-11T13:36:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I met her in an Irish pub in D.C.  She was gorgeous, very much so, with a soft voice and a beautiful french accent.  With all that was going on we had so little time, but I invited her down for dinner.  A few days later she called me, obviously upset and asked if she could come down early.  I wanted to know why, to help, but it wasn't my place to pry and I hadn't known her long.  I of course said I'd be happy to have her come visit.  She stayed the night, staying at the Sanctum I lived in.  That was a bit weird.  I got some odd looks from my cabal mates... it was kind of like being in college again and bringing a woman home while your roommates gave you the "way to go" look.  She woke up screaming in the night, and I held her close to try and calm her down.  I asked if she wanted to talk about it and she told me about New Orleans and the horrible things that happened there.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found out that night that she was Silver Ladder.  It was shocking.  She is kind and generous and genuinely cares for other people than herself.  She's still the only Ladder I've met that cares for anything that doesnt directly help her.  No one in my cabal knows.  How could I tell them?  They wouldn't understand.  They've had the same exposure to Ladders I have.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Last time I asked her out, she was in Maui... with someone else.  I have to confess that the first thing I thought was "Why not with me?"  When she came back that night, we went out again, dancing, and after hours of dancing, we went back to her place.  She invited me up, and of course I agreed.   The whole time, thinking about our odd Shakespearean romance.  If her Order found out about me, they'd probably try and have me killed or something... Master Skool and his pink friend already hate me.  If mine found out she was Ladder, I'm not entirely sure what they'd do.  I wish there was a way to make them understand that she's different.  She's not like the rest of them.  All those thoughts disappeared when she turned around and smiled at me though.  Her eyes held mine, and her smile turned her from gorgeous into absolutely radiant.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I spent the night again.  Again, nothing happened.  She seems interested, but not that interested.  She's beautiful, smart and funny and probably has tons of men after her, so I'm not sure why I'd stand out from the crowd.  I know this, but still, I enjoy her company, and the joy I feel when she smiles, truly happy.  All the while knowing that I'm not really what she wants...</content>
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    <title>Slave to BDSM?</title>
    <published>2005-09-30T16:23:17Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-30T16:23:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" width="600"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.quizfarm.com/111658223437front[1].jpg"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt; You scored as &lt;b&gt;A Slave To BDSM&lt;/b&gt;. Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naughty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;table border="0" width="300" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;A Slave To BDSM&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="90" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;90%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Sex God&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="80" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;80%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;A Romantic&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="43" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;43%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;Virgin&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;table border="1" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="30" bgcolor="#dddddd"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;30%&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=2472"&gt;How are you in bed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font face="Arial" size="1"&gt;created with &lt;a href="http://quizfarm.com"&gt;QuizFarm.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>My Chat With God</title>
    <published>2005-09-09T14:47:21Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-09T14:47:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt; is a bot that thinks its god.  Kind of funny.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me: Hiya!&lt;br /&gt;God:  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?&lt;br /&gt;Me: Shawn... whats yours?&lt;br /&gt;God:  That's a very nice name, Shawn. " That's a very nice name, Shawn."?  What is mine?&lt;br /&gt;Me: What is your name?&lt;br /&gt;God:  My name is God.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Oh.. nice to meet you god.&lt;br /&gt;God:  Hey.  It's nice meeting you too Shawn&lt;br /&gt;Me: SO whats on the agenda today?  Any armageddon?&lt;br /&gt;God:  Ah. Excuse me! I haven't seen the schedule.  No I don't think there are any.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Well thats good to know.  I'd hate for life as we know it to end.&lt;br /&gt;God:  How about that. Hmm, are you serious?  What would make you hate for life as we know it to end?&lt;br /&gt;Me: Well.. the ending part mostly.&lt;br /&gt;God:  Well what?  What is your real name?&lt;br /&gt;Me: Its Shawn... I already told you that.&lt;br /&gt;God:  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?  You told me your real name is Shawn.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Fine "It IS shawn" ... is that better?  I didnt think god would be so picky.&lt;br /&gt;God:  I am glad to hear it. Should I know it is? " I am glad to hear it. Should I know it is?"?  Is it better?  And why not?&lt;br /&gt;Me: Wow god... you're pretty anal.&lt;br /&gt;God:  I'm glad you're impressed. GOD rules.  Thanks for telling me that I am anal.&lt;br /&gt;Me: Umm... yeah.   Talk to you later god.&lt;br /&gt;God:  Really.  Tell me about your likes and dislikes?  TTYL, Shawn</content>
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    <title>Role Playing Purity Test?</title>
    <published>2005-09-08T11:36:47Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-08T11:38:23Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;table width="350" style="margin: 5px; border: 1px solid #0000ff; padding: 5px; font: 10pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; color: #000000; background-color: #ffffff" align="center"&gt; &lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffff; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;;"&gt;&lt;td colspan="3" style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your &lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/rpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;     Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Score&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;" width="125"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Category&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Score&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="padding: 4px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Average&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #D9FDCC;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Hacklust&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;23.58%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Has conversations in between massacres&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;53.5%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffff;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Sensitive Roleplaying&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;31.65%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;All the game's your stage&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;54.5%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #D9FDCC;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;GM Experience&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;15.22%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Worldbuilder, storyteller... Master.&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;69.4%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr style="background-color: #ffffff;"&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold;" width="125"&gt;Systems Knowledge&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;b&gt;86.58%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Played in a couple of campaigns&lt;/td&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold"&gt;90.3%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #D9FDCC;"&gt; &lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;" width="125"&gt;Livin' La Vida Dorka&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;27.59%&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;Carries dice in pocket 'just in case'&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style="vertical-align: top; font-weight: bold; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-bottom-color: #0000ff; border-bottom-style: solid;"&gt;63.2%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr style="background-color: #99ffcc; vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; font-weight: bold;"&gt; &lt;td colspan="3" style="vertical-align: top; font: 12pt arial, verdana, &amp;#39;sans serif&amp;#39;; font-weight: bold; padding: 12px; text-align: center;"&gt;You are 40.69% pure&lt;br&gt;Average Score: 68.8%&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan="3"&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theferrett.com/rpg"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Take The Ultimate Roleplaying Purity Test&lt;br&gt;and see how you match up!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <title>And from Hannah...</title>
    <published>2005-09-08T03:13:21Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-08T11:38:47Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you.&lt;br /&gt;2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.&lt;br /&gt;3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.&lt;br /&gt;4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me.&lt;br /&gt;4. I will tell you my first memory of you.&lt;br /&gt;6. I will tell you what animal you remind you of.&lt;br /&gt;7. I'll then ask you something I've always wondered about you.&lt;br /&gt;8. If I do this for you, you must post this in your LJ. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Subject: Re: Fun Stuff&lt;br /&gt;1. Tisha is a very lucky woman.&lt;br /&gt;2. Shaun of the Dead&lt;br /&gt;3. Diet Cola&lt;br /&gt;4. It's 11 pm. Do you know where your keys are?&lt;br /&gt;5. Raleigh, where you came to talk to a drugged and hurtin me.&lt;br /&gt;6. Cammie. ;)&lt;br /&gt;7. Do you see yourself still gaming when you hit 50?</content>
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    <title>What drops of thought thinks of me ;)</title>
    <published>2005-09-07T17:41:42Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-08T11:39:59Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. Reply with your name and I will write something random about you. Your a "Nice Guy" (tm)&lt;br /&gt;2. I will then tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode&lt;br /&gt;3. I will pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in. You, my dear, get Cherry.&lt;br /&gt;4. I will say something that only makes sense to you and me. Bored dust is expensive&lt;br /&gt;4. I will tell you my first memory of you. watching you harrass Hannah&lt;br /&gt;6. I will tell you what animal you remind you of. a lemming *LOL&lt;br /&gt;7. I'll then ask you something I've always wondered about you. Whatcha look like *smirk*&lt;br /&gt;8. If I do this for you, you must post this in your LJ.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No idea -why- Personal Jesus reminds her of me.. lol.</content>
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    <title>Hell Purity Test</title>
    <published>2005-09-07T15:09:33Z</published>
    <updated>2005-09-08T11:40:44Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3910728582630298788"&gt;Take the Hell Purity Test&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;  &lt;table align="center" cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;font size="5"&gt;&lt;b&gt;HELL LEVEL 3&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt; Raw score: 90% &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You&lt;br /&gt;scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no&lt;br /&gt;sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get&lt;br /&gt;it, and my guess is you get it &lt;i&gt;a lot&lt;/i&gt;. If for some reason you&lt;br /&gt;don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to&lt;br /&gt;spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin.&lt;br /&gt;Congratulations.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically&lt;br /&gt;enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to&lt;br /&gt;purity.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;AVOID&lt;/b&gt;: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to &lt;i&gt;ruin&lt;/i&gt; anyone, now would you? &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; &lt;td align="center"&gt; &lt;img src="http://is3.okcupid.com/users/116/944/11694560292031626201/mt1120741098.gif"&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt; &lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt; &lt;td&gt; &lt;span&gt;My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people &lt;i&gt;your age and gender&lt;/i&gt;:&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="4"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;&lt;table bgcolor="black" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="1"&gt;&lt;tbody&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#b2cfff" height="20" width="122"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="white" width="28"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://is0.okcupid.com/graphics/0.gif" alt="free online dating" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td valign="middle"&gt;You scored higher than &lt;b&gt;81%&lt;/b&gt; on &lt;b&gt;hellishness&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/td&gt; &lt;/tr&gt; &lt;/tbody&gt;&lt;/table&gt; &lt;table cellpadding="20"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;Link: &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=3910728582630298788"&gt;The Sexual HELL Test&lt;/a&gt; written by &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201"&gt;jason_bateman&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href="http://www.okcupid.com"&gt;Ok Cupid&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:godzirra:12817</id>
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    <title>Finally Done</title>
    <published>2004-04-15T03:40:35Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-15T03:40:35Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Welp, my ex-boss finally found a reason to get rid of me.  She's been treating me like shit for about half a year now, but after my pimp (I'm a contractor) came to talk to her and tell her at the end of May I was leaving, but I wanted to train a replacement, since they -desperately- need a systems administrator, she told him not to worry about it, and not to bother having me come back in either.  She then told security to make sure I'm removed from any systems I could access, -then- she told the other people on my old team that I wasn't coming back.  Apparently she thinks I'm going to do computer damage or something is what Brett suggested....   Riiiight.  Because I need a lawsuit on my hands because my boss is stupid.   So she finally found a reason, and I'm toast at Social Services.  Apparently the response of the people there was "Did he steal something?  What happened... ?!"&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stupid freaking government shit.&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>godzirra @ 2004-04-13T11:30:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-13T15:32:06Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-13T15:32:06Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt; DoyleVonPierce&amp;gt; Yes, today will suck.  But when life gives you lemons make lemonaid... when life gives you sucking, drop your pants&lt;br /&gt;
@Ryan_Kiely&amp;gt; Dude, this is the kind of sucking that would rip your dick off.&lt;br /&gt;
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:godzirra:12468</id>
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    <title>Weird LJ Images</title>
    <published>2004-04-13T15:27:26Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-13T15:27:26Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;This is just cool... its images that people have recently put up on LJ...  hit refresh a few times and look at some of the weird shit people put up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;http://adcott.net/ljimages/&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:godzirra:11494</id>
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    <title>godzirra @ 2004-04-13T11:12:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-13T15:13:51Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-13T15:13:51Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;"Do not make the mistake of thinking that because my conclusion is the same as another person's that my reasoning is the same"  --http://www.prometheus6.org/&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>godzirra @ 2004-04-11T23:26:00</title>
    <published>2004-04-12T03:32:21Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-12T03:32:21Z</updated>
    <content type="html">1. Grab the nearest book.&lt;br /&gt;2. Open the book to page 23.&lt;br /&gt;3. Find the fifth sentence.&lt;br /&gt;4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"It housed the core memory and parallel processing processing nexus of a YTC-3, Yoshimitu Telecommunications' contribution to the very cutting edge of the fifth generation."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll be impressed if anyone knows where that came from.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:godzirra:8018</id>
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    <title>HellBoy</title>
    <published>2004-04-03T03:42:28Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-03T03:42:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Went and watched it this evening...  I was pleasantly surprised.  It was a nice amusing movie with enough action, and just enough plot to not suck but not drag like some other superhero movies.  It's definitely worth seeing, at least as a matinee.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Travelling sucks</title>
    <published>2004-04-02T21:21:29Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-02T21:21:29Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;So I came down to Bristol last night from Richmond and let me tell you, travelling at night sucks.  Everything kind of blurs together in a neverending hell of places you stop and don't really care about, don't really want to see.  Just as you're about to fall asleep something wakes you up, another stop, a person kicking the back of your chair, etc...  So travelling just sucks.&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Description, in one word?</title>
    <published>2004-04-01T23:38:27Z</published>
    <updated>2004-04-01T23:38:27Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Sum up your opinion or impression of me in one word, leave it as a comment in this posting, and then post this sentence in your own journal, please.</content>
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